DRINK RECIPES

A drink and a celebrity worth knowing

Image for post
Image for post
Will Shenton, CC BY-SA 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

The Recipe

  • 1 1/2 oz. White Rum
  • 2 oz. Pineapple Juice
  • 1/4 oz. Maraschino Liqueur
  • 1/8 oz. Grenadine
  • Maraschino cherries for garnish

The Experience


DRINK RECIPES

A glass of easy sophistication and understated fame

Image for post
Image for post
TheCulinaryGeek from Chicago, USA, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

The Recipe

  • 1 1/2 oz. Citron Vodka
  • 1/2 oz. Cointreau
  • 1/2 oz. Lime Juice
  • 1/4 oz. Cranberry Juice
  • Garnish with lime, lemon, or the peel of either

The Experience


DRINK RECIPES

Ah, what the hell…

Image for post
Image for post
Photo by Author

The Recipe

  • 2 oz. clove-infused Canadian whisky
  • ¾ oz. lemon juice
  • ½ oz. simple syrup
  • 1 splash of fresh orange juice
  • Garnish with a sugared rim, orange slice, or a whole clove

DRINK RECIPES

It’s a drink worth knowing

Image for post
Image for post
Photo by TheCulinaryGeek on Flickr, downloaded from Wikimedia Commons, covered under CCA2.0 Generic License

The Recipe

  • 3/4 oz. Italian Vermouth
  • 1 1/2 oz. Scotch
  • 2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
  • Maraschino or Whiskey-soaked cherry

DRINK RECIPES

It’s feel-good in a warm mug

Image for post
Image for post
Photo by Lisa Fotios from Pexels

The Recipe

  • 1.5 oz. Bourbon
  • 1/4 orange
  • 3 cloves
  • 1/2 cinnamon stick
  • 2 tsp. honey (or more if you like a sweet drink)
  • 12 oz. hot water


DRINK RECIPES

This probably IS your grandfather’s eggnog.

Image for post
Image for post
Photo by Jonnie Anderson on Flickr — CC License 2011

The Recipe

  • 3 eggs
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1 oz dark rum
  • 3/4 tsp. ground allspice
  • 3/4 tsp. ground cinnamon
  • 3/4 tsp. ground cloves
  • 3 or 4 cups hot milk or water
  • 1.5 oz. of bourbon per drink
  • Optional — splash of Cognac


TEACHING

We should be doing better for our children

Image for post
Image for post
Photo by Yan from Pexels


MATH HUMOR

If the English department can do it, I want in.

Image for post
Image for post
Photo by Magda Ehlers from Pexels
  1. Straight Lines. By definition, all lines are straight. It’s not a gender thing, it’s just a precise way of describing it. The other ones are called curves. But, you know what, we’re going to let that go so all graphs don’t get canceled.
  2. You can go ahead and say “times-ed” now. We’re tired of correcting you with the term…

APPLAUSE

Sincerest apologies to you and your fine work

Image for post
Image for post
Photo by cottonbro from Pexels


COLD DRINKS

Recipes from The Cocktail King

Image for post
Image for post
By Antonio Schubert from Rio de Janeiro, Brasil — La Habana, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=77118128

The Five Daiquiri Recipes

  • 2 oz. white rum
  • 1 oz. of lime juice
  • 1 tsp. powdered sugar
  • Cracked ice
  • 2 oz. gold rum
  • 1 oz. of lime juice
  • 1 tsp. powdered sugar
  • 1 tsp. orange juice
  • Several dashes Curacao
  • Cracked ice
  • 2 oz. white rum
  • 1 oz. of lime juice
  • 1 Tbs. powdered sugar
  • 1 tsp. grapefruit juice
  • 1 tsp. maraschino liqueur
  • Shaved ice
  • Shake…

R.L. Morgan

Loves writing, loves teaching, and loves his 7-year-old daughter. All of which are potential topics of hopefully entertaining posts.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store