DRINK RECIPES

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The Harvey Wallbanger

• 1 oz. Vodka
• 3/4 oz. Galliano
• 7 oz. Orange Juice
• Maraschino Cherry for Garnish (optional)
• Orange Slice for Garnish (optional)

Add Vodka and Orange Juice to your serving glass with enough ice that it’s almost full. Pour between shaker and serving class once or twice. Float Galliano on top.

The Harvey Wallbanger is a drink you want when the past has shown you a few difficult days, but when you can see the light at the end of…

DRINK RECIPES

The Recipe

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The Rusty Nail

• 1 1/2 oz. Scotch
• 1/2 oz. Drambuie

Stir with ice until cold and serve over big ice cubes.

The Experience

The Rusty Nail doesn’t want to be your friend. It doesn’t care if you don’t like Scotch, or if you think you’re smart enough to prefer Single Malt. And whether you and your Facebook “friends” think Scotch is cool or uncool is none of its concern.

The Rusty Nail just wants to be a drink that you’ll…

DRINK RECIPES

The Recipe

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Margarita on the Rocks

• 2 oz. clear Tequila
• 2 oz. Lime Juice
• 1 oz. Triple Sec
• 1 oz. Lemon Juice
• 1/2 oz. Agave Nectar
• Salt for the rim
• Lime slice for garnish

Shake with ice until cold, pour into a glass with a salted rim. Add lime slice for garnish.

The Experience

It’s Cinco de Mayo, or it’s Taco Tuesday, or it’s any random day of the week. The Margarita is always up for a party and will always bring…

PANDEMIC FUN

Okay, you have all heard the “Gained the COVID-19” line every time you finally see someone in person and their ass is in the process of upsizing their meeting-quality sweatpants. Besides the extra tonnage, there is more stuff we will be able to blame on this virus-based shitstorm. Some of it takes preparation though, so… you’re welcome.

Your increased collection of booze

You remember when your liquor cabinet held only the standard bottles of cheap vodka, margarita-night tequila, and that weird green bottle in the back that some asshole left at your house in 2012.

But now… you have taken advantage of all those alcohol…

DRINK RECIPES

Where does "Rocky Style" rank (raw, in a glass, after a workout)? Asking for a friend. Hilarious and informative as always.

DRINK RECIPES

The Recipe

If you want to know more, read on. If you’re just here for a recipe, here it is. Mix away, and Cheers.

• 2 tsp. sugar (or 2 sugar cubes)
• 3 to 4 oz. Brewed coffee
• 1 1/3 oz. Irish Whiskey
• 1 oz. Heavy cream, lightly whipped

Pre-heat glass by filling with hot water and emptying when hot. Add sugar to the glass, then pour over coffee until the glass is 3⁄4 full. Stir until the sugar is dissolved. Add Whiskey. Float a layer of cream over the top by pouring gently over a heated spoon. The Buena Vista Café makes…

KID’S GAMES

To whom it may concern,

We recently received your application to officially join the Bailey Ball Regional Recreational Players Association (BBRRPA). We’ve got to say that spelling it out in alphabet blocks took a special kind of dedication, but your play of the game must be the committee’s prime consideration in your application.

For instance, on the twenty-sixth toss of last Tuesday’s pre-nap match, you completely failed to place the ball in an entirely catchable position per rule curvy-number. And then almost immediately after that unforced error, you actually hit Bailey in the forehead with the ball which, frankly, should…