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FIVE-LETTER HUMOR
I Got a Message From Wordle
I think it’s trying to tell me something five letters at a time!
Fair warning to those of you reading, I have solved today’s Wordle and I’m going to tell you what it is. Yes, DAVID, I know I’m supposed to say “spoiler alert”. But really what I said was the same thing without those overused words, only one of which is five letters. Is it weird that Wordle is six letters?
If you’re reading this, you have probably also solved today’s Wordle. So, you should know, I think today’s Wordle was the start of a message meant for me.
And it didn’t start today! It was earlier this week on Monday when I started to think that something was up. The word was DELVE as you all know, but to get there most of us guessed ALIVE at some point. How could you not?
But just having the word be ALIVE would have given away too much. Instead, it was a path that we had to take to get there. A mystery to be solved, like how some people can say that they don’t like tacos, but will still go to happy hour at Taco Barn just because Jessica from accounting is going.
Seriously, taco is in the name and basically everything on the menu is a taco in a different form. Burrito, that’s just a taco in a bigger wrapper. Chimichanga, fried taco…