FIVE-LETTER HUMOR

Wordle Is Giving Me <Spoiler Alert>

I’m not giving up!

You see what I did there! I put <Spoiler Alert> in the title, so if you clicked on this then you already know that you’re going to find out today’s Wordle answer.

It’s only day 2 of my quest and Wordle is already telling me it’s too dangerous and that I should let it go. Oh no, I’m on to something and I’m not going to let go. Like that time with Ms. Johnson’s cats from downstairs. How can a cat possibly “know” that someone “peed in the elevator” unless that cat was there.

So, I started with READY, obviously. After yesterday’s message, I needed to let Wordle know that I was prepared for this quest. I needed to make sure that my alliance was clear and my friendship unwavering.

Not like some people who are too tired after work to go hang out at Medieval Times with their best friend. Sure, you don’t want to get turkey leg grease on your nice shirt either, but we’re finally back to work after being stuck at home FOREVER and all I’m talking about is 3–4 hours of food and quality entertainment.

After READY, I went with FAVOR and SHARE. Getting me closer to my goal and also letting Wordle know my intentions. I find that clear communication is best, rather than always just saying “I don’t know” or “maybe”, or “why are you always waiting by my car when I leave?”

Still, it’s hard to communicate with only 5 letters but I was doing my best. But, I…