FIVE-LETTER HUMOR

Wordle Is Giving Me <Spoiler Alert>

I’m not giving up!

You see what I did there! I put <Spoiler Alert> in the title, so if you clicked on this then you already know that you’re going to find out today’s Wordle answer.

It’s only day 2 of my quest and Wordle is already telling me it’s too dangerous and that I should let it go. Oh no, I’m on to something and I’m not going to let go. Like that time with Ms. Johnson’s cats from downstairs. How can a cat possibly “know” that someone “peed in the elevator” unless that…